Ricki-Lee, Tim & Joel

Today’s show goes deep, betch! We kick off with a hole lot of drama—a woman working from home got fired after her company tracked her keystrokes, catching her in a major plot hole! Fair play, or is it digging too deep?

Then, it’s an emotional farewell as John Laws signs off for the last time. Tim gets into some classic Laws moments, with Laws leaving a hole in the world of radio that won’t soon be filled.

It’s also New Music Friday, and we’ve got all the tracks you need to fill that weekend playlist hole. Plus, in a hilarious mix-up, a charity shop accidentally displayed a set of buttplugs in the window. Let’s just say, they didn’t mean to show that kind of hole to the world!

We wrap up with Tim’s Word Alarm and chat with our Caller of the Week, plugging the hole with laughs and the best moments from this week.

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In an unforgettable chat, Blackers sits down with the legendary John Laws as he prepares to sign off the airwaves after an astounding 71-year career. Known for his deep voice, golden microphone, and quick wit, Laws shares stories from his start in Bendigo at 18, his love for radio, and even some surprising dislikes—like his tense interview with Gordon Ramsay!

In true Laws fashion, he keeps things real, sharing his best career advice in a single word: listen. From his favorite tipple, Wild Turkey (paired with Coke, depending on the hour), to his humorous reflections on the industry and what he’ll miss most, it’s a candid, heartfelt chat between two radio icons. Tim leaves with a big dose of inspiration and a few laughs from Laws’ no-nonsense style.

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Today’s show dives into the unexpected and the downright petty, betch! First, we reveal the Collins Word of the Year, and trust us—it’s a twist no one saw coming. Next, we share some of the tiniest (but weirdly satisfying) coincidences from yesterday, including run-ins with the TV show Beef.

Then, it’s time to confess your petty side! One pizza shop took “extra hot” to the extreme by setting a pizza on actual fire for a customer request. Spicy, right?

In Glossys, Chris Martin of Coldplay fame made waves by casually ignoring the strict dress code at the MCG. Rule breaker or rockstar? We’ll let you decide!

And finally, Take That joins us in the studio for a round of Quick Draw. Gary Barlow is stunned to find out we’ve been sneaking his best quotes on air all year, but he’s even more shocked by Ricki’s epic Quick Draw answer—it might be the “loosest” one yet!

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We had the legendary Take That live in the studio to play a fierce game of Quick Draw! With over 45 million records sold and countless hits, these lads didn’t hold back. Gary Barlow finds out we’ve been playing grabs from his chat all year—and yep, he’s shocked (but not as shocked as he is by Ricki’s Quick Draw answer, which might be the most "loose" answer ever).

Between laughs, we revisit Gary’s best moments: “This is the best radio station ever!” and “us singers, we need our sleep,” and, of course, his love for eating cheese.

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Today’s show takes on everything from presidential quirks to jaw-dropping dating confessions! Joel dives into some hilarious U.S. election facts, from the president’s salary to Trump’s plans for a glammed-up Air Force One and his infamous makeup routine.

Then, we get into some serious relationship red flags—one woman proudly shares the four things she refuses to do for her husband, and the callers’ stories that follow are even more shocking.

In Glossys, we tackle the hot question everyone’s asking: is Barry Keoghan’s peen real in Saltburn? And things only get weirder when we discuss a woman born with two vaginas and her revelation that hundreds of her partners never noticed. Yep, you read that right!

To top it all off, we spin the Wednesday Wheel and play the Age Game: Presidential Edition.

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